2026-03-24 — Status Report

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Market Weather

Indicator Value RSI Signal
VOO (S&P) $603.99 37 🟡 Weak — approaching oversold
VIXY (Vol) $34.44 61 ⚠️ Elevated — fear but not panic
GLD (Gold) $405.63 29 🔴 CRASHING — unusual in risk-off
TLT (Bonds) $85.84 36 🟡 Not providing safety
EEM (EM) $55.58 36 🟡 Weak — dollar squeeze
XLE (Energy) $59.63 77 🟢 ONLY sector working
UUP (Dollar) $27.67 60 🟢 Strong — THE safe haven

Regime: STAGFLATIONARY — Oil surging, gold crashing, equities weak, dollar strong. Not a normal risk-off.


Top 5 Opportunities

Rank Stock RSI Price Thesis
1 ECL 18 $254.95 Quality industrial at historic capitulation
2 MSFT 🏆 29 $374.53 Golden signal: RSI <30 + insider buying
3 INDA 19 $46.60 India ETF at extreme oversold — rare
4 ITB 21 $87.87 Housing capitulation — mean reversion
5 ABBV 28 $204.91 Dividend aristocrat at deep oversold

Top Risks

Risk Details
Oil overbought cluster 9 names RSI >70 (XOP 79, CVX 78, EOG 77). Correction imminent?
Gold crash GLD -14.5% 30D. Forced liquidation? Margin calls?
MDT near stop $86.85 vs $83 stop (4.4% away). Holdings risk.
CRM below entry $184.50 vs $190.96 entry. New concern.
Housing freefall ITB/XHB -20% 30D, RSI 21-22. No bottom in sight.

Portfolio Pulse

Paper Trade Leaderboard

Strategy Value Return Positions Today's Trades
claude-momentum $100,107 +0.11% 6 +MSFT $5K, +ECL $5K
yolo $100,100 +0.10% 3 +MSFT $10K
claude-trader $99,939 -0.06% 5 +MSFT $3K, +ECL $2K
bench-signals ~$19,914 n/a 20 +MSFT, +ECL, +BA, +INDA, +XLB

Key Positions

  • TMO best unrealized: +6.0% (claude-momentum)
  • SYK worst: -2.4% across all strategies
  • XHB bench-signals worst: -5.0%
  • ABBV/LLY flat across all — just entered 03/20

What Changed vs 2026-03-20

  1. 🔴 Gold crashed: GLD RSI 31→29, -12% in one week. Unprecedented in risk-off.
  2. 🔴 MSFT entered oversold: RSI 32→29. Best quality at best price in months.
  3. 🟢 AS recovered from below stop: $30.71 stop was hit on 3/20, now $33.06. Crisis averted.
  4. 🟢 HD/LOW bounced from extremes: RSI 22-24 → 35-36. Off capitulation lows.
  5. 🔴 9 new entry zones: ECL (18), MLM (24), VMC (28), SYK (29), MSFT (29), SAP (28), BMRN (29)
  6. 🟠 Oil cluster most overbought in market: 9 names RSI >70. Trim risk.
  7. 🆕 ASML new monster: +35% vs SMA200, quality litho monopoly enters monster territory.

Sources

  • Tape data (price/RSI/trend figures): desk pre-computed watchlist summaries as of the artifact date — *.