Source

When the bottom will be in:

1. All-in challenge accounts go dark or delete their pages
2. "I'm going to cash" screenshots replace gain screenshots
3. "Dead cat bounce" becomes the most used phrase on every green day
4. Fintwit engagement craters because people stop checking their portfolios
5. Trading Discord servers go silent
6. When Serenity has a few more surgeries
7. CNBC runs "Is this a bear market?" segments daily
8. Jim Cramer turns bearish (historically a contrarian bottom signal)
9. Insider buying spikes (CEOs buying their own stock)
10. When people rotate too late into defensives

Takeaway

A joke checklist that encodes real behavioral capitulation markers — and lands mid-Korea-cascade (two circuit-breaker days, 360K forced liquidations), which is exactly the tape these markers describe. User call: "a joke but actually quite a useful social signal for our scanner."